Saturday, February 12, 2011

Time to kill yourself

"On the Winter Solstice of 2012 at exactly 11:11 UT a cosmic portal will open in Sedona Arizona and a leap of faith - from the top of Bell Rock - will propel me through its opening.... My two principal beliefs are: 1) that our reality is an intelligently designed cosmic holographic program and 2) that on the Winter Solstice of 2012 at exactly 11:11 UT – a Trans-Dimensional Event (T-DE) will occur.... Most of you will think that I am delusional and that my insane act will certainly result in my death. Death is inevitable - at least nowadays - and 100 years from now it won't matter whether I died in 2012 or 2013 or even 2020. But I believe that some type of cosmic portal will be opening at that time and place and that an opportunity will present itself.... In March 2012 I will reach 70 years of age and nine months later we arrive at the cosmic coordinate. I think it will then be time for me to move on - in one form or another. I'd like to see what else our Cosmic Computer has to offer."
PAG eNews


Humans have a complete lack of probabilistic intuition. One element of this is the inability to realize that out of the set of four digit integers, "1111" is just as likely as any other combination of digits. The odds are the same for 3953 or 0666 or 1234. If you demonstrate a random number generator to the average person and 0000 comes up they'll practically wet themselves. How could such a fantastic and "improbable" coincidence happen? What does it mean?

These 11:11 Wake-Up Calls on your digital clocks, mobile phones, VCR’s and microwaves are the "trademark" prompts of a group of just 1,111 fun-loving Spirit Guardians, or Angels, and the 11:11 prompt is their way of using our innate ability for pattern recognition to let us know that they are here. Once they have your attention, they will use other digits, like 12:34, or 2:22 to remind you of their presence. Invisible to our eyes, they are very real.

1111 Spiritual Guardians

11:11 is almost always meant for and experienced by the 'First Wave' Starborn who are also Warriors for the true righteousness, much as the Knights Templars were in the beginning of their Order; the codes they lived by are embedded in the DNA and are not so much a belief system as it is an instinctive way of responding to circumstances of this world.
December 21/2012 The Official Website

11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed into our cellular memory banks prior to our descent into matter which, when activated, signifies that our time of completion is near. This refers to the completion of duality. When the 11:11 appears to you, it is your wake-up call. A direct channel opens up between you and the Invisible. When this happens, it is time to reflect on whatever you are doing for a moment and Look Larger. A transfer is in position. You can enter the Greater Reality if you wish pray or meditate and seed your future and also, you can be seeded by the Invisible. You can ask for help in some specific area of your life or simply listen quietly and receive a revelation.
Global Psychics

What I find REALLY incredible however, is the instances of 11 & 11 11 throughout history, and particularly in relation to particularly important historical events, events which have shaped history.
Here are just a mere fraction of ones I’m aware of:
World War I formally ended at the 11th hour (11AM) of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 – which is why Remembrance Day is 11.11.
The date Berlin wall came down 11.11.89
The last surviving English world war one soldier to have fought in the trenches, Harry Patch, passed away last year as the worlds third oldest man, and the oldest man in Europe. He was 111 years and 38 days. 3+8 = 11.
The date Yasser Arafat died, was 11.11.2004
First telephone call by Alexander G. Bell - 11th March 1876. 1+8+7+6 = 22, which is 11+11
Uri Geller

Another interesting find is that Isaac Newton (who's [sic] ideas kicked off string theory many years later) has 11 letters in his name as well as John Schwarz. Schwarz was one of the two men who worked out the anomalies in the theory. Plus, 1 person + 1 person = 2 people = equality.




Forget that our system of time measurement is a completely arbitrary one. Ignore the fact that the numbers only work out to this "peculiar" sequence because we do math in decimal (base-10). I prefer hexadecimal (base-16) myself. In hex 11-11-11 becomes B-B-B. Songs like Bing Crosby, not Nirvana.

Add Gersten to the list of the chronologically-challenged. Those who think that terra-centric events in our pitiful little solar system are of great cosmological significance, hearkening back to a time when heliocentricism was as certain as death and taxes, and decimal numerology has meaning.

There's a mistake in Gersten's numerology that stands out like a turd in punchbowl. Did you catch it? The actual date/time will be 11-11-2011. Oops. I'd say his chrono-numerology is hopelessly fucked.

For more info on Gersten, including pictures and a video, check out Bad Ufos.


Sedona, Arizona. I know it's been a hot-bed of New Age activity and UFO watching for years but something happened there recently... oh yeah, that's it:
The Angel Valley spiritual center, a place designed to bring harmony into the lives of visitors, was soon visited by homicide detectives not interested in the retreat’s vortex circle, angel connections or Chartres labyrinth. Their questions were about who did what to whom.
New York Times

I guess Gersten will be the next on the list.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Our Wacky World—2/11/2011

Wright says that one of the most interesting parts of the meeting came when he asked Davis about L. Ron Hubbard's medical records. Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, had maintained that he was blind and a 'hopeless cripple' at the end of World War II — and that he had healed himself through measures that later became the basis of Dianetics, the 1950 book that became the basis for Scientology.
"I had found evidence that Hubbard was never actually injured during the war. ... And so we pressed [Tommy Davis] for evidence that there had been such injuries and [Hubbard] had been the war hero that he described," says Wright. 
NPR


It would seem that Hubbard's military record is not particularly glorious:
There are a series of documents from April and June of 1941 of how Hubbard lined up a job for himself. Two qualifications he did not have to make up were that he was white and male. The others took some imagination.
It gets wackier…


A new Thai airline is recruiting transexual flight attendants



Cult movie buffs are raising money for a RoboCop statue in Detroit


Moreover, police surveillance of Rodriguez and the wiretap that intercepted the 10,000 phone calls yielded nothing about the killing -- even though police tried to stimulate incriminating phone conversations. Among their techniques was to leave fake blackmail notes for Rodriguez, claiming that the writer had information that Rodriguez was guilty and demanding money not to go to police.
Mercury News


Here's the latest thing for you to worry about—terrorists in submarines:

The Register


A fake spokesman for Sony tweeted the PlayStation 3 jailbreak code all over the interwebs—after Sony got a court injunction to prevent hackers from posting the code on-line



In Xbox news, it may not be a good idea to let your son use your credit card for Xbox Live




An Italian motorist has been caught (almost) exceeding the sound barrier


As they venture into the free market for health insurance, these lawmakers — many of whom swept into office fueled by tea party anger over the health care law — are facing monthly premiums of $1,200 and fears of double-digit rate hikes. The experience has caused some of them to think harder about the “replace” part of the “repeal and replace” mantra the GOP has adopted regarding the health care law.


Another Republican family man caught with his pants (almost) down—on Craigslist

Gawker

It took him all of three hours to resign.


Evangelical Manifest Destiny

Very small penis
One of the great things about God's Bullies™ is that just when you think they've reached the bottom of the stupid barrel they pull another boner out of the proverbial hat. Check out the American Family Associaton's Bryan "Douche" Fischer's take on those heathen injuns:
International legal scholars have always recognized that sovereign control of land is legitimately transferred in at least three ways: settlement, purchase, and conquest. Europeans have to this day a legitimate claim on American soil for all three of those reasons...
Ah yes, Eminent Domain with extreme prejudice works so well it just has to be legit. My eyes have been opened to the White way of revising history. I'd like share more of this revelation with you but strangely, the original post has been scrubbed from the site.

There's always Google Cache, which unfortunately is now long gone, but some kind soul posted a pdf of it here. He goes on to opine:
Is this to say the same holds true for native American tribes today? In many respects, the answer is of course no. But in some senses, the answer is yes. Many of the tribal reservations today remain mired in poverty and alcoholism because many native Americans continue to cling to the darkness of indigenous superstition instead of coming into the light of Christianity and assimilating into Christian culture.
Obviously it has nothing to do with infected blankets, massacres, and the United States Government's record of breaking every single treaty reached with Native Americans. It has nothing to do with their being forcibly resettled in god-awful places and having most of their "heathen culture" squeezed out of them. The past deeds of the inherently superior White Man have absolutely nothing to do with the pathetic state of despair that has been achieved. It's not even Satan's fault—it's their own.
Sadly, this column will likely generate a firestorm of nuclear proportions among wingers on the left rather than the thoughtful reflection the thesis deserves.
The first half of that sentence is the only thing this retarded Wanker for Jesus has gotten right. As for the second, I'd venture that he has a very small penis.


BTW, Fischer has gone off about this topic before:
In other words, President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords.
"God knows" white folks like Fischer wouldn't want to stop being the old overlords.