Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Our Wacky World—6/1/2011

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie
 is that a cat has only nine lives."—Mark Twain

Today in rat news:
"Because of the nerve damage, she doesn't feel the spasms. That's where the trained rat comes in. He does feel the spasms and warns Moore by licking her neck."

"After Tasering, kicking and hitting a man in the head with flashlights while calling him a "wetback," Phoenix police officers falsely accused him of assaulting them and running away, but the man can't fight or run at all because he is paralyzed on one side of his body from childhood polio"

The other 134... he didn't
"The city's refusal to let homeless residents occupy temporary housing provided by FEMA has sparked outrage in this central Alabama town of 2,000, with angry citizens filling a meeting last week and circulating petitions to remove the man many blame for the decision, Mayor Jack Scott Scott has heard all the complaints, and he isn't apologizing. He said he doesn't want run-down mobile homes parked all over town years from now."

"There are about 3 solid cases where an inventor has created a truck or car that ran 100% on water but the inventor fell off the face of the earth. The great pioneer Stan Meyers, who on his HHO car painted "Jesus Christ is Lord", was murdered according to family and friends. He had completely proven that his car could run on 100% water in 1983 and yet we do not see any of his work on the road today. The other two inventors silently went off the grid. Without a doubt "Big Oil" and the government is behind this."

Notice they're calling water "HHO"? Classic free energy cranks with a dash of conspiracy theorism.

"Everyone knew the pregnancy...couldn't be viable given the amount of blood I was losing, but it still took hours for anyone at the hospital to do anything. The doctor on call didn't do abortions ignorant batch of medical students had gathered to study me -- one actually showed me the ultrasound of our dying child... No one gave me anything for the pain...  I was...listening to other women have healthy babies as the baby I had been trying to save died in my womb."

"One of...Scientology's most senior figures, Jan Eastgate, has been arrested and charged in Sydney...with perverting the course of justice, in relation to allegations she coached an 11-year-old girl to lie...about the sexual abuse she suffered from her stepfather who was a member of the Church of Scientology."

In other Scientology news, this ebay auction is probably giving Miscavige fits right now.

"A Polk County sheriff's deputy filmed herself strapping naked children to a desk and spanking them with sex toys, then sent the videos to a boyfriend she met on a fetish website"
Orlando Sentinel

'[Father] Seppia asked a Moroccan drug dealer to arrange sexual encounters with young and vulnerable boys. "I do not want 16-year-old boys but younger. Fourteen-year-olds are O.K. Look for needy boys who have family issues"'

"Community members had accused him of talking to animals and using an invisible penis to sleep with women in the informal settlement. They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community."

"About 75 beachgoers could not understand why Alameda police officers and firefighters stood idly by and watched the man slowly succumb to the 60 degree water."

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