PZ has a Difecta

PZ hits a home run with this delightful pair:

"The realization that radioactive elements on earth had their origins in a spate of ultra-high-magnitude earthquakes might lead to an investigation of whether more radioactive materials might suddenly become "discoverable" near the epicenters of any future magnitude-eight or stronger earthquakes"

And

"... should it be surprising that 135,000 American children took guns to school? Homeopathy could have helped"

Pharyngula

Outrage cans Michael Jackson autopsy extravaganza

"We were especially outraged when a sickening print advertisement for the program appeared making light of Michael's death by depicting a corpse sprawled on a steel gurney covered by a sheet with a hand sticking out wearing Michael's signature glove":

Hollywood Reporter

Pedo was cool in the '70s

“In the 1970s, paedophilia was theorised as something fully in conformity with man and even with children”—Pope Benedict

Belfast Telegraph