Saturday, March 21, 2015

Our Wacky World—3/21/2015

Hunter attacked by Bigfoot:
"The hunter fought back as best he could. He found his arms were hardly moving, but if he tucked his elbows close, he had some wrist and hand mobility. He would later learn that both his shoulders had been dislocated while he was unconscious."
Oregon Live

"My name is Andy Nicholls, and for 30 years, I was an active football hooligan… I was classified as a Category C risk to the authorities. I'm not bragging, but that is as high as you can get. I have served prison sentences for my involvement, and I've been deported from countries all over Europe and banned from attending football matches at home and abroad more times than I can remember.
"I will tell you another thing: When I was bang at it, I loved every [fucking] minute of it."
Bleacher Report

'Murders are up nearly 17% from last year, shootings have increased by 23%, and the marijuana trade is to blame, according to NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton. "...people are killing each other over marijuana more so than anything that we had to deal with an '80s and '90s with heroin and cocaine"'
What a fucking idiot. Must be smoking something. (Gothamist)


An epidemic of narcissistic children with foolish parents:
'...what we found was that parents who overvalue, they think their child is very smart but in reality, the child isn't smarter than others… the researchers made up book titles such as "The Tale of Benson Bunny" and names of newsmakers such as "Queen Alberta" and asked the parents if their children knew them…. Lo and behold, the parents who overvalued their kids said their children were familiar with things -- such as books or people -- that didn't even exist."'
CNN

"Carl Sagan is arguably science's biggest rockstar—the ultimate champion for logic and reason. Which makes it all the more painful to find out that his son is a vehement 9/11 truther."
My first thought was "it had to be Lynn, not Anne," and the second paragraph confirmed that. The apple didn't fall very far from the tree. (Gizmodo)


Chivalry:
"A man punched a pregnant woman, tossed her to the ground, kicked her and told her he was going to kill her baby — all because she didn't thank him for holding the door"
DNAinfo

'A Polish priest claims to be receiving text messages from Satan after performing an exorcism on a teenage girl. "The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul. Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are being used like this."'
CP Europe

"An Indian spiritual guru-turned- movie-star allegedly convinced up to 400 men to castrate themselves because it would bring them closer to God."
The Rakyat Post

"The Dalai Lama was denounced Monday by the Chinese-appointed governor of Tibet after suggesting that he will not be reincarnated. Tibetan Buddhists believe that the souls of their leaders are reborn in children upon death, and the People's Republic of China -- an officially atheistic regime -- has said the religious tradition must continue."
IB Times

"The North Carolina man accused of handcuffing and chaining an 11-year-old boy by his ankle to a porch with a dead chicken around his neck as punishment has rejected a plea deal."
WBTW

"Saint Mary’s Cathedral in San Francisco will dismantle a system that pours water on entrance areas of the church frequented by homeless after receiving a formal notice of violation from the city."
CBS

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Saturday, February 28, 2015

Our Wacky World—2/28/2015

"CATHOLIC PRIEST WHO DIED FOR 48 MINUTES  CLAIMS THAT GOD IS A WOMAN"
Hint: it's a hoax site.

"Obese 100-year-old crocodile dies from overeating after worshippers keep throwing it chickens and goats for good luck"

Beam me up 
'By attempting to teach men not to rape, what we have actually done is teach women not to care about being raped, not to protect themselves from easily preventable acts, and not to take responsibility for their actions. At the same time, we don’t hesitate to blame men for bad things that happen to them (if right now you walked into a dangerous ghetto and got robbed, you would be called an idiot and no one would say “teach ghetto kids not to steal”).
'I thought about this problem and am sure I have the solution: make rape legal if done on private property. I propose that we make the violent taking of a woman not punishable by law when done off public grounds.'
It just gets better from there. I love how he chose a "ghetto" as an example of a dangerous place; I assume he's white. (Dispatches From The Culture Wars)


Sarah Palin's remarks at CPAC touch on military service:
"...it’s our duty to elect an honorable commander-in-chief who is willing to make the same sacrifices he sends others away to make."
But:
"One of Palin’s sons, Track, served in Iraq for a year for the Army. Going by her remark, however, her son is more qualified than any of the GOP’s most visible prospective candidates"
I guess you don't need any military experience when you're only running for vice president. (Crooks & Liars)

'Tania Warchol claims that she purchased Fifty Shades of Grey Come Alive Pleasure Gel for Her...from an Adam & Eve store near her home. The complaint notes that the product's packaging promises users will "experience enhanced orgasms and stimulation as every tingle, touch and vibration intensifies." It includes the lines from James' second Fifty Shades novel printed on the box — "I surrender, exploding around him — a draining, soul-grabbing orgasm that leaves me spent and exhausted." It was a bit of a letdown, Warchol claims.'
And it may have been marketed illegally. (Hollywood Reporter)

50 Shits Of Grey

Behold the spectacle that is Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore:
'“If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we’re flushing, let’s say, salt water, sodium cardonate [sic], through that line, and flushing out the fungus… These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America that are very inexpensive, cost-effective.”
And:
'Weeks after being removed from her position as Republican Majority Leader over allegations of more than $1 million in tax liens, Fiore made news last Wednesday for her assertion that “young, hot little girls on campus” need to be armed with guns to prevent themselves from being raped'
Think Progress


Yet another clown trying to beat the system:
'El Bey, a self-described sovereign citizen, has made repeated attempts to introduced testimony irrelevant to his case (as is the wont of sovereign citizens having to stand in court of law before a judge)… El Bey has...claimed that the Stamp Act treaty with the queen of England had imposed taxes on alcohol and cigarettes but that the Act “exonerated” Americans of the need to pay any other taxes.'
Breitbart Unmasked

"There is no way the Earth can rotate on itself, says Saudi cleric Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari, who insists our planet is stationary. His explanation comes in a video recording, in what appears to be from a lecture, where he says if the Earth really rotated, how could anyone ever reach China in a plane."
Global Voices Online


And now, a cute baby:


"YouTube's automated takedown tool is known for its flaws, but this week it crossed a line by attacking a purring cat. According to YouTube's Content-ID system both EMI Publishing and PRS own the rights to a 12 second purring loop. The cat in question, Phantom, has filed a dispute and hopes to reclaim his rights."
Torrentfreak

'Seattle resident Denise Horton’s neighbor was awarded a half million dollars in a default judgment in a dispute over her dog’s barking. Denise failed to report to trial, claiming it was a “bunk.” The bunk caught up to her after the sheriff’s office arrived to serve her with a writ of execution for her house.'
Turley's Blog

'Newly elected GOP Sen. Thomas Croci of Islip introduced legislation this week to create the “New York State Terrorist Registry” to track evildoers who have taken up residence in the Empire State. The registry, which would be accessible to the public on the Web, would be modeled after the one now used to track registered sex offenders living in New York and would require the terrorists.' [sic]
Daily News


Talk radio is losing money:
"More than 50 million people in the U.S. tune in each week to news-talk radio stations that carry advertising, making it radio’s second-most popular format, behind country music, according to Nielsen.
"But many national advertisers have fled from such stations in recent years, seeking to avoid associating their brands with potentially controversial programming. As a result, advertising on talk stations now costs about half what it does on music stations, given comparable audience metrics, according to industry executives."
Crooks & Liars

Also:
"It might seem that talk-radio’s critics would have won if that happens. But, in reality, they would have won their battle, but lost their war. If critics force the delivery mechanism away from an advertising-based model, their pleas will be less likely to affect talk radio’s bottom line. Subscribers, unlike advertisers, aren’t likely to be swayed by a social-media campaign (after all, they are fans). As such, executives and hosts will be freer to ignore critics, while profiting from giving fans what they want. In the end, talk radio’s content will exist as long as an audience for it exists."
Talk about missing the point… We don't give a shit if Rush goes to satellite radio and paid streaming to mumble crap to his brain-ill sycophants, you fool. We just want him off the fucking air; made unavailable for the unwashed masses who casually tune in(Breitbart Unmasked)



And now I suppose I should mention Bill O'Reilly's memory lapses...
'After NBC News suspended anchor Brian Williams for erroneously claiming that he was nearly shot down in a helicopter…in Iraq in 2003, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly went on a tear… He bemoaned the supposed culture of deception within the liberal media, and he proclaimed that the Williams controversy should prompt questioning of other "distortions" by left-leaning outlets. Yet for years, O'Reilly has recounted dramatic stories about his own war reporting that don't withstand scrutiny—even claiming he acted heroically in a war zone that he apparently never set foot in.'
Mother Jones
'O'Reilly responded to the story by launching a slew of personal invective. He did not respond to the details of the story. Instead, he called me a "liar," a "left-wing assassin," and a "despicable guttersnipe." He said that I deserve "to be in the kill zone."'
Mother Jones

Here's the NYT take:
“Fox News channel is news for people who don’t trust the rest of the news media,” said Jay Rosen, a journalism professor at New York University. “They actually want the controversy because it fits this strategy.”
NYT

Bill is doubling down on the criticism while everyone at CBS news says it never happened and Media Matters is digging up more dirt. Every day a new claim, every day a new denial.

Narcissist.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Lies and nothing but the lies

Recently months over a couple of several years ago I was asked to comment on an unoriginal pile of fermenting crap (which probably spontaneously burst into flames and is a charred cinder by now—ironic as you will see). In order to put it in its proper place (the shit house), I have to start with personal journey…

When I was a kid my mind kept slipping. It was hard to focus on things but even more disturbing was the fact that even really interesting subjects never got past the first stage for me; that is, I could think of what to think about but then couldn't actually think of anything more about it—I couldn't get past a nebulous, tantalizing concept. It was like coming up with the idea for a great novel without being able to remember pick up the pencil. My mind would go into a stall; there was no train of thought to sustain. I would experience the beginning of something over and over without ever moving past the first sentence. Being ADHD and bipolar had a lot to do with it. (see my autobio in the sidebar for more exciting details on that). The point is that I usually couldn't get past square one with many things.

I found it easy to spot small, otherwise unobserved details rather than the entire picture. And when it came to "claims" I often paid no attention to them at all. Not only was I unable to focus but subjects just sort of drifted by me. At the same time I was easily frightened by what would seem tame by today's "standards". Bad old horror movies were highly effective until I got much older. Books of ghost stories were like a train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. I never got as far as asking if they were true; I was too busy being frightened into hypomania (the more horrible an idea the easier it was to think about it).

I just sort of hid in the shadows of my parents' conservative, small town world. I was smarter than everyone else but at the same time passively naïve. I just sort went along with things by not paying any attention to them (I've already said that but it belongs here, too). If something did strike me as being bogus I didn't say much about it. But in my teens I began to encounter something I had never "seen" before: grownups lying.

This had a terrific impact on me. I had always been led to believe that only criminals (of the common sort), politicians and used car salesmen lied. But this in itself was a lie. It seemed that lying grownups were all over the place. They were in the church that I was dragged to every Sunday for 18 years.

Over the decades since then I have been able to acquire more and more information about all this lying. At the time and as the years followed I was staggered by how big some of the lies were, and where they were coming from. And then there were those things that looked rather dicey but I lacked hard intel on the topic. I lacked information, period.

There was one piece of good news in all of this. I was something of a natural-born scientist. I used to watch a science program on TV every morning when I was five and six. The stuff they were demonstrating was for kids much older but it all made sense to me. Once again, I was like a passive sponge, soaking stuff up but incapable of moving beyond mere knowing.

Now it's a funny thing about science—for the most part, it's an honest endeavor. You can tell it's working because it changes. It changes because ultimately it's a search for the truth, or at least as much of it as poor human brains can discern. We started out knowing nothing and worked our way from there so change is unavoidable. Every once in a while some really startling new information becomes available and an enormous change in thinking occurs. This is how we know that science is working, as compared to, say, what goes by the term "belief system" (religions involve belief systems and the two terms are often used interchangeably). By definition, change is antithetical to some forms of religion. Everything is as it was in the beginning, believers are told. Change is a sign of error, and we certainly can't have any of that. Something must be really wrong with science because it changes. It's just another belief system, one that can't even keep itself straight—or so the believers prefer to believe.

Thus the scientific world changes but for the most part religions do not. Nor do the conservative authoritarians who claim to be the protectors of religion whilst actually using it as a carrot and stick. Curiously, they do use science after a fashion. After having pointed out how fundamentally "flawed" that slippery ol' science is they proceed to (mis)use it to prop up their own authority whenever convenient. They cherrypick science, accepting what doesn't threaten (or seems to support) their precious façade and rejecting anything that does threaten the stability of their contrived worldview. Like global warming. Like fags walking the streets. Like Jupiter having moons. The latter was what got Galileo in trouble with the Roman church, going around saying stuff that everyone knew wasn't in the Bible (not to mention Aristotle). "Hell, next he'll be claiming the Earth goes around the Sun! We can't have any of that."

Poor Galileo. Right idea, wrong place, wrong time. But in the end he was vindicated, his tale having  been told more than once since then. To hear some people talk about it now you'd think they actually agreed all along.


What set me off on this epic rant is a bunch in Australia naming themselves after Galileo. When you "assume the mantle of Galileo" you have by definition already lost the argument. Why? Because only liars do that. They don't have science on their side so they lie, identifying themselves with some poor old Galileo and hoping you won't notice the difference. If you're a nominal human you probably won't.

Yet another denialist group. Just what the world fucking needed.

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"—Oz

What I've learned over the last 40 years is that grownups lie; blatantly, baldfacedly, spectacularly, shamelessly. And I've slowly become aware of who these liars are as I've seen the same ones over and over again. Not necessarily the same individuals, but the same types. For example, thanks to human cultural amnesia the same liars get elected every other election cycle (while higher liars pull the strings).

These liars lie about science. They lie about human existence. They lie about not being liars. They lie to themselves and accuse everyone else of being a liar.

By naming themselves after Galileo this bunch have achieved that last step. They're calling everyone else a liar when they are, in fact, the ones who are lying. Psychologists call this "projection" (curiously, I came up with the concept and even the term independently—another event from my personal saga). The world is full of projectionists. All you need to do is hold a mirror up to what they are projecting to see its opposite, i.e., something remotely resembling the truth. Turn all their claims and accusations back on them and suddenly they're caught in their own headlights.

It can be very hard to spot these people if you're not familiar with their diabolical techniques. Ultimately, they're hoping that you're ignorant, lazy or just over-busy enough to meekly accept whatever garbage they're selling (in many cases they are literally selling something).

Sometimes, scientists like myself are treated with suspicion because we dare to accuse. Fuck it, I'll say it again: grownups LIE. Liars tell big lies. They tell the same lies and the same sort of lies year after fucking year. Believe them at your peril.


This "Galileo" bunch… Bullshit. Seen it, heard it, fuck it. Same song yesterday. .