A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."
A retired Maryland cop has filed a $17-million lawsuit claiming that his superiors forced him to shave in front of colleagues ahead of a visit by President Obama when he was running for office back in 2008, an incident that caused the officer “tremendous humiliation, embarrassment and mental anguish”A Brazilian man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping his wife locked in a squalid cellar for 16 years while he lived with another woman in the same house
Woman charged for keeping more than 100 dead cats in a freezer says she is being persecuted because she practices the Wiccan religion
LaCrosse Tribune
If you've been on the lam for over 30 years don't get a driver's license in your real name
CNN
"Drug cartels go shopping for their war weapons here in Arizona."
Woman charged for keeping more than 100 dead cats in a freezer says she is being persecuted because she practices the Wiccan religion
LaCrosse Tribune
If you've been on the lam for over 30 years don't get a driver's license in your real name
CNN

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It's very SP-ish today, especially the one about Malawi. That kind of special fucked-upedness is not easy to find routinely. It's not merely a shit planet, it's not even shitty enough to be really interesting.....
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