Dr. Oscar Predicts

I predict that none of the following will have any impact at all on astrology as it is practiced here in the West.

You may have heard recently that the Babylonian zodiac has been "corrected", throwing astrologers into a tailspin. So what? I don't care whose feelings I hurt, astrology is BUNK. It's as real as the miracles in the Bible. Here's yet another statistical analysis, brilliantly visually displayed, that demonstrates once again the sheer vacuousness of the "art":

I can understand perfectly why people want to believe. But it isn't true. Get on with your life.