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'Other curious potential attractions include a ski run through a battlefield "surrounded by the frozen bodies of soldiers and horses" and a recreation of Louis XVI being guillotined during the revolution – the precursor to Napoleon’s rise to power. "It's going to be fun for the family,” he Mr Jégo [sic] told The Times.'
It may have worked for Roger Ebert but I hear lots of sordid tales about 12 Step programs:
"Later meetings with the man who was the original intended chaperone did not exactly elicit an apology. Just more tactics. More manipulations. Somehow I ended up tricked into allowing him to give me a ride home when I was finally discharged from hospital. That resulted in further ridiculous, barely-concealed sneaky attempts to get me into the organization. “I need to stop here at the AA office, totally without warning, to pick up some literature. Do you want to come in, or do you want to just wait here locked in the car without AC and the windows up?”. And there was rather a lot of uncomfortable, non-consensual touching, too."This is one of the best written blogs I've read in a long time. (Natalie Reed)
"According to a Vanity Fair – slash – 60 Minutes poll, 15% of Catholics believe the world would be a better place without religion. 1% of Evangelicals and 5% of Protestants, too. Of course, the same poll showed that 28% of respondents, of all education levels, thought the United States has more than a billion residents."Lousy Canuck
'Three, give the go-ahead for U.S.-based Mossad agents to take out a president deemed unfriendly to Israel in order for the current vice president to take his place, and forcefully dictate that the United States' policy includes its helping the Jewish state obliterate its enemies. Yes, you read "three" correctly. Order a hit on a president in order to preserve Israel's existence. Think about it. If I have thought of this Tom Clancy-type scenario, don't you think that this almost unfathomable idea has been discussed in Israel's most inner circles?'Gawker
Preacher kills neighbor's cat:
Sarah Bell says that the crime has destroyed her daughter’s faith after learning the preacher allegedly committed the crime. When Bell told her that Moody was in heaven now, her daughter responded “I don’t believe in Heaven anymore, Moody’s just dead.”Smart kid. (Turley's Blog)
"A New Mexico man who said he was forced to pull his own tooth while in solitary confinement because he was denied access to a dentist has been awarded $22 million due to inhumane treatment by New Mexico's Dona Ana County Jail. Stephen Slevin was arrested in August of 2005 for driving while intoxicated, then thrown in jail for two years. He was in solitary at Dona Ana County Jail for his entire sentence and basically forgotten about and never given a trial" [it gets worse; great before and after photos]MSNBC
Guess what was in it? (France24)
"It is my understanding that because there was no addressee, the DHL [sic] just thought well that's the UN symbol so we should ship it on to UN headquarters and let them figure out who it was supposed to go to," Browne said.
Yep, I kept it
Here's my personal DHL hell story. I had a Radeon 9800 video card for my MDD G4. The fan went bad so I sent it in under warranty. They shipped me a replacement card via DHL (from Canada). The package had "signature required" written on it (see illustration). I found it sitting outside the garage door. When I looked it up online it was (supposedly) delivered to an address 50 miles from here and the delivery guy faked my signature by printing my name in all-caps. I called AMD/ATI up and told them about it. The response was something like "oh REALLY?" As it turned out, the replacement card had a VRAM issue so they sent me yet another card—this time via FedEx.
“Just a little tiny package falls out with white powder in it,” Stockton said. “And I’m like white powder just fell out of my terrorism book. And so my brother was like Oh, that’s scary.”
"The government built its criminal case against Google using money, aliases and fake companies—tactics often used against drug cartels and other crime syndicates, according to interviews and court documents. Google agreed to pay a $500 million forfeiture last summer in a settlement to avoid prosecution for aiding illegal online pharmaceutical sales."WSJ
"Despite the indictments for race-fueled attacks on the community, East Haven Mayor Joe Maturo added more fuel to the fire Tuesday by saying he "might have tacos" as his first step to repair relations with the Latino community."WPIX
"Lavigne and eight other participants were covered in mud, wrapped in plastic and blankets and spent nine hours lying with their heads in boxes while being encouraged to hyperventilate. Lavigne, 35, was eventually taken to hospital unconscious by ambulance, with a body temperature of 40.5 degrees. [104.9°F]"CBC
"After South Carolina, I think of Romney as the Canned Cranberry Sauce candidate: the appearance of substance, but made of jelly, and so recently glopped from the can I can still see the rings."The American Conservative
"The son of late evangelist Oral Roberts and former president of Oral Roberts University was arrested early Tuesday on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol and speeding"