Saturday, February 12, 2011

Time to kill yourself

"On the Winter Solstice of 2012 at exactly 11:11 UT a cosmic portal will open in Sedona Arizona and a leap of faith - from the top of Bell Rock - will propel me through its opening.... My two principal beliefs are: 1) that our reality is an intelligently designed cosmic holographic program and 2) that on the Winter Solstice of 2012 at exactly 11:11 UT – a Trans-Dimensional Event (T-DE) will occur.... Most of you will think that I am delusional and that my insane act will certainly result in my death. Death is inevitable - at least nowadays - and 100 years from now it won't matter whether I died in 2012 or 2013 or even 2020. But I believe that some type of cosmic portal will be opening at that time and place and that an opportunity will present itself.... In March 2012 I will reach 70 years of age and nine months later we arrive at the cosmic coordinate. I think it will then be time for me to move on - in one form or another. I'd like to see what else our Cosmic Computer has to offer."
PAG eNews

Humans have a complete lack of probabilistic intuition. One element of this is the inability to realize that out of the set of four digit integers, "1111" is just as likely as any other combination of digits. The odds are the same for 3953 or 0666 or 1234. If you demonstrate a random number generator to the average person and 0000 comes up they'll practically wet themselves. How could such a fantastic and "improbable" coincidence happen? What does it mean?

These 11:11 Wake-Up Calls on your digital clocks, mobile phones, VCR’s and microwaves are the "trademark" prompts of a group of just 1,111 fun-loving Spirit Guardians, or Angels, and the 11:11 prompt is their way of using our innate ability for pattern recognition to let us know that they are here. Once they have your attention, they will use other digits, like 12:34, or 2:22 to remind you of their presence. Invisible to our eyes, they are very real.

1111 Spiritual Guardians

11:11 is almost always meant for and experienced by the 'First Wave' Starborn who are also Warriors for the true righteousness, much as the Knights Templars were in the beginning of their Order; the codes they lived by are embedded in the DNA and are not so much a belief system as it is an instinctive way of responding to circumstances of this world.
December 21/2012 The Official Website

11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed into our cellular memory banks prior to our descent into matter which, when activated, signifies that our time of completion is near. This refers to the completion of duality. When the 11:11 appears to you, it is your wake-up call. A direct channel opens up between you and the Invisible. When this happens, it is time to reflect on whatever you are doing for a moment and Look Larger. A transfer is in position. You can enter the Greater Reality if you wish pray or meditate and seed your future and also, you can be seeded by the Invisible. You can ask for help in some specific area of your life or simply listen quietly and receive a revelation.
Global Psychics

What I find REALLY incredible however, is the instances of 11 & 11 11 throughout history, and particularly in relation to particularly important historical events, events which have shaped history.
Here are just a mere fraction of ones I’m aware of:
World War I formally ended at the 11th hour (11AM) of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 – which is why Remembrance Day is 11.11.
The date Berlin wall came down 11.11.89
The last surviving English world war one soldier to have fought in the trenches, Harry Patch, passed away last year as the worlds third oldest man, and the oldest man in Europe. He was 111 years and 38 days. 3+8 = 11.
The date Yasser Arafat died, was 11.11.2004
First telephone call by Alexander G. Bell - 11th March 1876. 1+8+7+6 = 22, which is 11+11
Uri Geller

Another interesting find is that Isaac Newton (who's [sic] ideas kicked off string theory many years later) has 11 letters in his name as well as John Schwarz. Schwarz was one of the two men who worked out the anomalies in the theory. Plus, 1 person + 1 person = 2 people = equality.

Forget that our system of time measurement is a completely arbitrary one. Ignore the fact that the numbers only work out to this "peculiar" sequence because we do math in decimal (base-10). I prefer hexadecimal (base-16) myself. In hex 11-11-11 becomes B-B-B. Songs like Bing Crosby, not Nirvana.

Add Gersten to the list of the chronologically-challenged. Those who think that terra-centric events in our pitiful little solar system are of great cosmological significance, hearkening back to a time when heliocentricism was as certain as death and taxes, and decimal numerology has meaning.

There's a mistake in Gersten's numerology that stands out like a turd in punchbowl. Did you catch it? The actual date/time will be 11-11-2011. Oops. I'd say his chrono-numerology is hopelessly fucked.

For more info on Gersten, including pictures and a video, check out Bad Ufos.

Sedona, Arizona. I know it's been a hot-bed of New Age activity and UFO watching for years but something happened there recently... oh yeah, that's it:
The Angel Valley spiritual center, a place designed to bring harmony into the lives of visitors, was soon visited by homicide detectives not interested in the retreat’s vortex circle, angel connections or Chartres labyrinth. Their questions were about who did what to whom.
New York Times

I guess Gersten will be the next on the list.

1 comment:

metasonix said...

Uri Geller's "career" as a "psychic" has been declining for years. It can't be good for business if your public performances are picketed by skeptics, and your most famous buddy, Michael Jackson, croaks from a drug overdose.....

Another thing: Gersten's website is ugly and primitive--typical of New Age crackpots. That also isn't good for "business".

Sedona used to be a quiet, beautiful place. Then the aging hippies started showing up in droves, in the early 1980s, and selling each other magic crystals and meditation books. Let's hope that they die off, and Sedona goes back to being just a quiet, beautiful place.