Sunday, February 27, 2011

Our Wacky World—2/27/2011

It's been a long wait but the sequel to E.T. has been green-lighted

Sarah "dog whistle" Palin has been caught sock-puppeting her own Facebook page

A Chinese man has died after a three day gaming marathon

The Chinese government has made it illegal to be reincarnated without official permission

"He felt compelled to showboat about his big achievement: He opened my son's computer, took a photo of himself sneering as he pointed to the cash lifted from my son's desk, and then went on my son's Facebook account and posted the picture for 400 teenagers to see. In the picture, the man is wearing my new winter coat, the one that was stolen right out of the Macy's box it had just arrived in."

The U.S. Army illegally ordered a team of soldiers specializing in "psychological operations" to manipulate visiting American senators into providing more troops and funding for the war...and when an officer tried to stop the operation, he was railroaded by military investigators.

The national Xmas tree was blown over in a recent storm. And you know what that means: it's the End Times!

"Rep. Bobby Franklin of Georgia has submitted a bill requiring the state to investigate every miscarriage that happens in that state to make sure it's not a clandestine abortion."

A former president of the defunct local chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving was arrested recently by the Gainesville Police Department on a DUI charge (mug shot)


ssslack said...

Re: "Lou Sarah" : This is a microcosm of something I've suspected all along - GOP proxy groups "bailing out" unemployed sychophants for trolling on blogs and news sites, creating the illusion of a majority consensus. They've pretty much taken over Yahoo comments, in the attempt to draw out liberals and progressives to waste their energies which could be put to better use. It's more fun to annoy them than to be reasonable, so I will attempt to provide a link to my YC profile below. Hope it works.

ssslack said...

okay ... link is attached to my id at the top of the previous post.