Friday, February 11, 2011

Evangelical Manifest Destiny

Very small penis
One of the great things about God's Bullies™ is that just when you think they've reached the bottom of the stupid barrel they pull another boner out of the proverbial hat. Check out the American Family Associaton's Bryan "Douche" Fischer's take on those heathen injuns:
International legal scholars have always recognized that sovereign control of land is legitimately transferred in at least three ways: settlement, purchase, and conquest. Europeans have to this day a legitimate claim on American soil for all three of those reasons...
Ah yes, Eminent Domain with extreme prejudice works so well it just has to be legit. My eyes have been opened to the White way of revising history. I'd like share more of this revelation with you but strangely, the original post has been scrubbed from the site.

There's always Google Cache, which unfortunately is now long gone, but some kind soul posted a pdf of it here. He goes on to opine:
Is this to say the same holds true for native American tribes today? In many respects, the answer is of course no. But in some senses, the answer is yes. Many of the tribal reservations today remain mired in poverty and alcoholism because many native Americans continue to cling to the darkness of indigenous superstition instead of coming into the light of Christianity and assimilating into Christian culture.
Obviously it has nothing to do with infected blankets, massacres, and the United States Government's record of breaking every single treaty reached with Native Americans. It has nothing to do with their being forcibly resettled in god-awful places and having most of their "heathen culture" squeezed out of them. The past deeds of the inherently superior White Man have absolutely nothing to do with the pathetic state of despair that has been achieved. It's not even Satan's fault—it's their own.
Sadly, this column will likely generate a firestorm of nuclear proportions among wingers on the left rather than the thoughtful reflection the thesis deserves.
The first half of that sentence is the only thing this retarded Wanker for Jesus has gotten right. As for the second, I'd venture that he has a very small penis.

BTW, Fischer has gone off about this topic before:
In other words, President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords.
"God knows" white folks like Fischer wouldn't want to stop being the old overlords.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll send this link to Mr. Fischer.....:)